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Arrr! Florida's 'Stop WOKE' Act be walkin' the plank for trampling on free speech rights! Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-05

Avast ye mateys, Florida’s “Stop WOKE” Act be walkin' the plank after bein' ruled unconstitutional! The scallywags tried to ban mandatory diversity trainin', but the court said nay! Shiver me timbers, the First Amendment speaks louder than any landlubber law! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags in Florida tried to pass a law called the Stop WOKE Act, but the U.S. appeals court said nay! This here law be violating the First Amendment, so it got tossed overboard like a jolly ol' pirate into the deep blue sea.
The Stop WOKE Act was supposed to stop workplaces from making folks walk the plank into mandatory diversity training. But the court said no way, ye can't be restricting me freedom of speech like that!
The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, based in Atlanta, stood firm like a sturdy mast and upheld the lower court's ruling that the law was as unconstitutional as a pirate without a ship.
"We won't be hornswoggled by this attempt to control speech by calling it conduct," the court declared. Florida may try to sail these treacherous waters again, but for now, the Stop WOKE Act be walkin' the plank into Davy Jones' locker for good.

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