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Arrr, Gov. Hochul be sendin' a thousand scallywags to search fer hidden treasures in NYC subways! Aye matey!

2024-03-06

Arr mateys, nearly 1,000 scallywags, state constables and MTA coppers be sailin' into the Big Apple's treacherous subway system to check the bags of those rowdy sea dogs! Joinin' forces with the NYPD, we be keepin' a weather eye on the city's busiest transit stations to thwart these vile attacks!"

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, Governor Kathy Hochul be sendin' nearly 1,000 New York National Guardsmen, state police, and MTA cops to search yer bags in the crime-ridden subway system in the Big Apple! Arrr, these forces be joinin' forces with the NYPD to patrol the busiest transit stations in the city to fight off the surge in underground violence.
These brazen heinous attacks on our subway system will not be tolerated, says the governor! We be standin' strong against these villains who dare to disrupt the peace of our fair city. So keep yer wits about ye, me hearties, for the patrols be keepin' a sharp eye out for any troublemakers.
So batten down the hatches and be on the lookout for any suspicious scallywags, for the forces be ready to pounce on any wrongdoers. Let's show these fiends that we be united in our fight against crime and keepin' the subway safe for all who sail on her!

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