The Booty Report

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Arrr matey, a scallywag German hath gotten 217 doses o' the cursed Covid juice, yet be unscathed!

2024-03-06

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe, for despite takin' hundreds of boosters o'er 29 moons, the scallywag who dared them saw nary a change! 'Tis a lesson in the pirate code: ye canna just rely on potions and powders to make ye a true swashbuckler!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I've got a tale to spin ye that'll make ye chuckle like a jolly ol' sea dog. Picture this - a landlubber who thought he could turn the tide of time with his boosters, takin' them for 29 long months. But alas, it be all for naught, for that poor soul saw no change in his luck.
Ye see, despite his efforts to ward off the scurvy and keep himself shipshape, it was as if Davy Jones himself had put a curse upon him. The boosters be like mere drops in the ocean, unable to steer him away from his fate. The poor bloke must've felt like a fish out of water, tryin' to swim against the current but only getting pulled deeper into the depths.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all - sometimes, no matter how hard ye try or how many potions ye drink, ye can't change the course of the wind. But fear not, for there be plenty more treasures to seek and adventures to be had. So hoist the anchor, raise the sails, and set forth into the unknown, for who knows what wonders await ye on the horizon!

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