Katie Porter be cursin' billionaires and their dirty campaign tricks in her surrender speech, despite takin' their gold. Arr!
2024-03-06
Arrr mateys! California Democrat Katie Porter be takin' a swing at Rep. Adam Schiff and them special interest scallywags after losin' the Senate primary! She be claimin' Schiff's crew spent a fortune spreadin' falsehoods and helpin' the Republican lad Steve Garvey win the race! Aye, 'tis a rough sea we sail upon!
Arrr mateys, listen up me hearties! The California Democrat Katie Porter be throwin' some shade at that scallywag Rep. Adam Schiff and them special interest groups after losin' the open Senate primary. She be claimin' that Schiff's campaign spent a whole heap o' doubloons "peddlin' lies" and helpin' the Republican in the race, that former baseball player Steve Garvey, on Super Tuesday."We be standin' three to one in TV spendin' and facin' an onslaught of billionaires who be spendin' millions peddlin' lies," Porter said in her concession speech Tuesday night. "And our opponent be..." Aye, it be a rough sea out there on the campaign trail, me hearties.
But fear not, me fellow pirates! Porter may have lost this battle, but the fight be far from over. So batten down the hatches, hoist the Jolly Roger, and prepare to set sail once more. For the seas of politics be treacherous, but with enough grit and determination, we can weather any storm that comes our way. Arrr!