The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump's matey judge be givin' the ol' heave-ho to Minority Business Agency. Walk the plank, ye scurvy bureaucrats!

2024-03-06

Arrr, me hearties! A federal judge be givin' the ol' heave-ho to the Minority Business Development Agency, sayin' their favorin' of certain racial groups be as unlawful as a stolen treasure! The MBDA be walkin' the plank for their unconstitutional ways, aye!

Arrr mateys, listen to this tale of the federal judge who be settin' the MBDA straight! This judge, he be sayin' that the MBDA can't be showin' favoritism to certain racial groups - aye, 'twas declared unconstitutional it was!
The MBDA, part of the U.S. Department of Commerce, was formed back in 1969 to help grow and make competitive the businesses of minorities. President Biden, he be makin' it a permanent agency, so ye best believe it be important!
But hold yer horses - 'twas the Trump-appointed judge who be sayin' that the MBDA was wrong in their ways. No favoritism, says he! All businesses be equal in the eyes of the law.
So there ye have it, me hearties. The MBDA be gettin' a slap on the wrist from the judge, and now they be needin' to rethink their ways. Fairness and equality for all, says the law - even in the high seas of business!

Read the Original Article