Ye scurvy dogs at Apple be so touchy they be cuttin' off Epic's dev account for callin' 'em "hot garbage"!
2024-03-06
Avast ye mateys! Why should we believe Epic this go-round? Speak plain and true, me hearties, or be keelhauled! No fancy words or trickery, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
Arr matey, ye be wonderin' why ye should trust Epic this time, eh? Well, let me tell ye in the language of a 17th century pirate. I swear on me trusty cutlass and me treasure map that Epic be worth trustin' this time around.Ye see, Epic be like a fierce Kraken in the sea of game development. They be makin' waves with their swashbucklin' games and plunderin' the hearts of gamers far and wide. They be showin' their commitment to quality and innovation, raisin' the Jolly Roger high for all to see.
So, me hearties, if ye be lookin' for a gaming company to trust, look no further than Epic. They be sailin' the high seas of success with skill and integrity. Ye can rest easy knowin' that they be deliverin' the booty they promise, with no scurvy tricks or deceit.
So, me mateys, hoist the main sail and set a course for Epic. Trust in them this time, and ye won't be walkin' the plank. Arrrr!