"Arrr, scallywag Char-ron Dorsey be pushin' up daisies at the ripe ol' age o' 46. Walk the plank, matey!"
2024-03-07
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the great Char-ron Dorsey, a swashbucklin' warrior of the gridiron, has gone to Davy Jones' locker at the young age of 46. 'Tis a sad day for all who loved this buccaneer of a man. Fare thee well, matey.
Arrr, me hearties! Char-ron Dorsey, a swashbucklin' former Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman who sailed the collegiate seas for Florida State, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the young age of 46 after a mighty stroke took him down.He was a vital member of the 1999 Florida State national championship crew, battlin' alongside the likes of Chris Weinke and Michael Vick. But alas, the Seminoles fell to Bob Stoops’ Oklahoma scallywags in the ultimate showdown.The Cowboys bein' the scallywags they are, picked Dorsey in the seventh round of the 2001 draft. He fought in the trenches for nine games as a rookie before sailin' off to the Houston Texans' new waters.Back in his home port of Jacksonville, Florida, Dorsey traded in his cutlass for a coachin' whistle, leadin' young buccaneers to victory on the gridiron. His legacy lives on in the hearts of the young lads he inspired to seek their own buried treasure through hard work and dedication.Fair winds and calm seas, Char-ron Dorsey. May yer spirit continue to guide those who follow in yer footsteps.