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Arrr mateys, why be the landlubbers deployin' the National Guard to the subway? 'Tis a puzzler indeed!

2024-03-07

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Governor Kathy Hochul be sendin' hundreds of National Guard swashbucklers to patrol the subway in New York City! 'Tis been met with much grumbling and grumbling from the landlubbers. Keep a weather eye on yer bags, lest ye be caught in the crossfire of this here skirmish!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye landlubbers! The scallywag Governor Kathy Hochul be wantin' to send a whole crew of National Guard to patrol the subway system in New York City. She be thinkin' she can keep the peace by deployin' 750 National Guard members and 250 state troopers to help with bag searches.
But the plan be causin' quite a stir among the city folk, with many cryin' foul at the idea of havin' soldiers marchin' through the tunnels. Some be sayin' it be an overreaction to a few petty crimes, while others be worried about the militarization of the subway.
There be been a string of crimes on the trains in recent years, includin' a nasty attack just last week. But still, some be wonderin' if this be the best way to handle the situation. So keep an eye out, me hearties, and watch as this tale of the National Guard and the subway unfolds!

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