Avast ye scallywags! Gov Hochul be callin' in the National Guard to tame the ruckus in NYC subways. Arrr!
2024-03-07
Arrr, me hearties! The good Gov. Kathy Hochul be callin' in the state National Guard to help keep the peace in New York City's subways. She be deployin' 750 scurvy dogs to search bags at train stations. Aye, anyone thinkin' of bringin' weapons better think twice, or face the wrath of the Guard! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul be sendin' in the state National Guard to the big city to help the police keep those scallywags in line in the subways.On Wednesday, the governor announced a grand five-point plan to tackle the surge in crime, includin' deployin' 750 members of the National Guard to assist the New York Police Department by searchin' bags at the train stations.
"For all ye landlubbers thinkin' 'bout bringin' a gun or knife on the subway, this should make ye think twice! With the National Guard watchin', ye better be thinkin' twice 'fore causin' any trouble," Governor Hochul declared with a mischievous grin.
So, me hearties, beware if ye be plannin' any mischief in the subway - the National Guard be on the lookout! Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags thinkin' ye can cause trouble without gettin' caught!