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Arrr! NFL star Michael Thomas be blowin' his top at scurvy journalist, cursin' the Saints for their foul play!

2024-03-07

Arrr me hearties, it be rumored that the mighty Michael Thomas be partin' ways with the Saints! The wind be blowin' in a new direction for the veteran receiver, settin' sail on a new adventure. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Thomas!

Arr matey, Michael Thomas be sailin' through the treacherous waters of the NFL fer eight long years. He plundered the offensive player of the year honors in 2019, but Davy Jones' locker be claimin' him with injuries, like a scurvy foot ailment that made him walk the plank into injured reserve in 2022. Aye, and a season with only 10 games played due to another injury.The Saints be signin' him to a one-year, $10 million booty in 2023, but now they be whisperin' 'bout releasin' him as the new league year sets sail. Thomas be takin' to the X, the code of social media, to cry foul at the reports. He be accusin' the press of tryin' to scuttle his worth, claimin' he still be a pirate with a contract.The Saints be keepin' mum 'bout the situation, but the whisperin' winds tell of cap savings if they make him walk the plank. Despite his injury woes in the past four seasons, Thomas be known as a reliable target, plunderin' yards and touchdowns like a true buccaneer.So keep yer eyes on the horizon, mateys, as the saga of Michael Thomas and the New Orleans Saints continues to unfold in the choppy waters of the NFL.

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