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The Judge be givin' Biden a taste of his own medicine by makin' him share the booty with all races! Arrr!

2024-03-07

Avast ye mateys! A judge in Texas hath given a mighty blow to the Biden crew's discrimination ways! He be sayin' that a business aidin' agency can't be pickin' favorites based on skin color. Arrr, the seas be rough for the President's equity agenda! Judge Pittman be settin' the course for future federal programs, aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, fer I have some news that will make ye smile like a Cheshire cat. A federal judge in Texas be givin' the ol' heave-ho to the Biden administration's race-based discrimination. Aye, that's right! The judge be sayin' that a certain agency can't be playin' favorites based on the color of a pirate's flag.
This ruling by U.S. District Judge Mark T. Pittman be sendin' shockwaves through the federal programs, me mateys. It be strikin' a blow against President Joe Biden's grand plans for equity across the land. In a whopping 93-page ruling on Tuesday, Pittman be sayin' that...
Arrr, the winds of change be blowin', me hearties! This ruling be makin' waves and causin' a ruckus in the halls of power. No longer can the government be takin' sides based on a pirate's skin color. It be a victory for all who believe in fairness and justice. So let's raise a toast to Judge Pittman and his mighty ruling against discrimination!

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