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Arrr, Porter Moser of Oklahoma hoops be warding off distractions as the Madness of March draws near, mateys!

2024-03-08

Avast ye mateys! Coach Porter Moser be chattin' with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the lads' concentration afore the grand NCAA Division I basketball tourney. Arrr, may the sea gods bless them with sharp skills and a keen eye for the hoop!

Arrr, me hearties! As the college basketball season be nearin' its end, the NCAA tournament be takin' shape fer the Division I men's teams. While UConn, Houston, Purdue, and Arizona be lookin' like sure bets fer the tourney, other teams be teeterin' on the edge like a drunken sailor on a plank!Coaches be workin' hard to keep their crew focused on the prize of gettin' into the tournament. The talk of the town be them bubble teams, causin' a ruckus in the sports world as Selection Sunday draws near. The lads be easily distracted by all the hoopla.One salty dog, Coach Moser of Oklahoma, be talkin' about the challenge of keepin' his players' minds clear of all the chatter about the tournament. The first round be settin' sail on March 21, after Selection Sunday on March 17.The tournament field be made up of 36 at-large teams, with the rest comin' from conference champions. Moser's crew faced a tough run of games but showed true grit and determination.The Final Four be hoistin' anchor on April 6 at State Farm Stadium in Arizona, with the championship game followin' on April 8. So batten down the hatches and keep a weather eye on the horizon for more basketball madness!

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