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Elon Musk's German Tesla shipyard be savagely plundered by the silliest scallywags, costin' near a billion doubloons in damages! Arrr!

2024-03-08

Ye scurvy dogs from the Volcano Group be playin' with fire at Tesla's factory, leavin' it in darkness and causin' damages worth a king's ransom! The blazin' mast left 60,000 souls without power, raisin' a pirate's eyebrow on how to guard our treasures from these landlubber troublemakers. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs known as the Volcano Group be causin' chaos at Tesla's German factory! They be startin' a fire that left the place without electricity, and the damages could be as high as a billion pieces of eight!
Not only did they be causin' trouble for Tesla, but over 60,000 landlubbers in Brandenburg and parts of Berlin were left in the dark because of their villainous act. The fire be burnin' down a high-voltage mast near the factory, raisin' concerns about how to protect vital infrastructure from these no-good troublemakers!
It be a sad day when honest folk's hard work be ruined by such scallywags. Let us hope that the Volcano Group be brought to justice and made to pay for their crimes. Until then, keep a weather eye out for any signs of trouble, me hearties, and may the winds of justice blow in our favor!

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