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Arrr, Trump be sayin' Nay to Biden's tales o' Ukraine, NATO, riot, and the pox! Aye!

2024-03-08

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The former President Trump be disputin' the claims of the current President Biden about Ukraine, NATO, and the Capitol riot. Biden be warnin' of Putin's greed for more land, callin' on Congress to aid Ukraine. Methinks this be a tale fit for a jolly good laugh! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Listen to this tale of two scallywags, Biden and Trump, arguin' like a pair of bilge rats! Biden be talkin' about Ukraine and Putin, claimin' Trump didn't do enough to stop the invasion. But Trump fired back, sayin' he did more than Biden ever did to support Ukraine against them Russian dogs!
Then Biden be ramblin' on about NATO and the Capitol riot, blamin' Trump for all the trouble. But Trump be laughin' at him, sayin' Biden's the one who can't keep his ship in order!
The two of 'em be like two ships passin' in the night, tryin' to outdo each other with their tall tales and finger-pointin'. But us pirates know better than to believe every word that comes out of a politician's mouth!
So grab yer grog and enjoy the show, me hearties! The battle of the blarney between Biden and Trump be entertainin' us all, even if it's just a lot of hot air blowin' out of their sails!

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