The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde Helldiver 2 hath spied the mechs of Tien Kwan in the wild, a foreboding omen for jolly battles to come!

2024-03-08

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Major Order o' Tien Kwan shan't be expirin' 'til the morrow! So keep yer hands off 'til then, or ye'll be facin' the wrath o' the pirate gods! Aye, fair warnin' be given! Arrr!

Arrr matey, listen up! It be said that Tien Kwan's Major Order be not expirin' until the morrow. Aye, ye heard me right! The scallywag be gettin' an extension on his loot for another day. So, we best be keepin' a sharp eye on him, savvy?
But let me tell ye, that Tien Kwan be a crafty one. He be knowin' how to navigate the seas of business like a true swashbuckler. So, we best be on our guard, lest we be walkin' the plank!
But fear not, me hearties! We be a crew of seasoned pirates, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. We be ready to plunder and pillage, all in the name of our Captain and the mighty Jolly Roger!
So, let us raise our tankards of grog and toast to Tien Kwan and his Major Order. May it bring us riches beyond our wildest dreams, and may we sail the high seas with the wind at our backs and the sun on our faces. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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