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Arrr matey, over 400,000 fine feathered friends be walkin' the plank thanks to these scurvy dogs in Cyprus!

2024-03-08

Avast ye mateys, over 400,000 feathered creatures hath been snared and scuppered in Cyprus this past autumn! The scallywags behind this wildlife crime be using decoys and trickery to lure in these fine feathered friends. 'Tis a plunderous tale indeed, arrr!

Arr mateys, listen up! Thar be some scallywags out there killin' innocent songbirds by the hundreds o' thousands in Cyprus! Aye, 'tis a travesty, I tell ye. These bilge rats be usin' tricks like decoys and playin' birdsong to catch 'em in nets and sticky branches. Yarrr, they be sellin' 'em off to restaurants to be turned into some local dish.
But fear not me hearties, for we won't stand fer this injustice! We must band together and put a stop to this vile act of wildlife crime. We must protect these beloved creatures, like the robins and sparrows, from fallin' prey to these blackguards.
So, me fellow pirates, let's be on the lookout for any scurvy dogs tryin' to harm our feathered friends. Let's work together to preserve the beauty and wonder of nature, for future generations of landlubbers to enjoy. Arrr, together we can make a difference, one songbird at a time!

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