Arrr mateys, Josh Allen of Bills be claimin' his torn trews be makin' him flee from his lass in Paris!
2024-03-08
Arrr mateys! Buffalo Bills' scallywag Josh Allen be takin' the lead ahead o' the fair maiden Hailee Steinfeld at Paris Fashion Week. The lad be settin' the pace on land as he do on the high seas! Aye, the lad be quick on his feet!
Arr, me hearties! Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen found himself in hot water after a video surfaced showing him scurrying ahead of Hailee Steinfeld at Paris Fashion Week. But fear not, ye landlubbers, for Allen swiftly defended himself, claiming a wardrobe malfunction forced him to act swiftly to prevent his posterior from being exposed to the world. Aye, 'twas a noble deed, indeed!The evidence on TikTok backed up his tale, showing Allen with a jacket tied around his waist as he made his hasty exit from the vessel. The fair maiden Steinfeld has been rumored to be linked to the quarterback since May of 2023, but neither has officially confirmed their union.Following a gut-wrenching loss in the playoffs, the Bills be makin' moves to strengthen their crew for the next battle. They signed on Mitchell Trubisky as backup quarterback and re-signed tight end Quintin Morris. The crew also be makin' room by lettin' go of some old shipmates, includin' Jordan Poyer, Mitch Morse, Deonte Harty, Siran Neal, and Nyheim Hines.Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates on this swashbucklin' tale, savvy?