The Booty Report

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Arr, the Pentagon be swearin' no US booty be droppin' on poor souls in Palestine. Ye be believin' that?

2024-03-08

Arrr, the scallywags at the Pentagon be denyin' the rumors that the U.S. airdrops o' booty over Gaza be causin' harm to the landlubbers below! The aid packages be fallin' like cannonballs, strikin' down poor souls. But the officials be sayin' it be all a load o' bilge!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at the Pentagon be denyin' the rumors spreadin' like wildfire that the U.S. be droppin' humanitarian aid over Gaza and causin' all sorts of chaos. Aye, the reports be claimin' that the aid packages be fallin' from the sky like cannonballs, strikin' down five poor souls and woundin' many more. But fear not, for the officials be standin' tall and refusin' to admit any mishaps.
Arrr, it be a treacherous sea we sail, tryin' to deliver aid to those in need while dodgin' the enemy's fire. But we pirates be resilient, we be clever, and we be determined to find new ways to help our brethren in Gaza. So let's raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls fightin' for justice and compassion, and may the winds of fortune guide us safely on our journey.

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