Arrr, Biden be ready to scuttle TikTok, while Trump be raisin' a ruckus! Aye, the seas be choppy!
2024-03-08
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag President Biden be givin' ByteDance a mere six moons to divest itself of TikTok afore his rival Trump be raisin' concerns 'bout bannin' the beloved app! The U.S. House o' Representatives be votin' next week on the crackdown bill, arrr! Aye, 'tis a fine jest indeed!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, President Joe Biden be talkin' about signin' a law that be givin' China's ByteDance six months to get rid of that TikTok app that be loved by 170 million landlubbers. His rival, Donald Trump, be worried about bannin' the app, but Biden be sayin' he'll sign it if the House of Representatives pass it next week.The House committee be givin' their approval to the bill, so it be headin' to a vote soon. Biden, bein' a Democrat, be tellin' reporters, "If they pass it, I'll sign it." But that scallywag Trump, a Republican, be raisin' concerns about the ban.
So keep an eye on the horizon, me hearties, to see what happens with this TikTok saga. Will ByteDance have to walk the plank, or will they be able to keep their treasure? Only time will tell in this high seas adventure of politics and technology!