Arrr, scallywag from Jaguars be stealin' to live like a king, sayeth the prosecutors! Aye, the treasure be spent!
2024-03-08
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed in the courts that Amit Patel, a scurvy dog from the Jacksonville Jaguars, did plunder a hefty sum o' $22 million! 'Tis a shame he didn't spend it all on rum and treasure maps! Aye, what a blackguard!
In the 17th century pirate lingo, federal prosecutors be spillin' the beans on former Jacksonville Jaguars shipmate Amit Patel's wild spendin' spree. Arrr, this scallywag be accused of embezzling a hefty $22 million doubloons from the NFL crew.The feds be claimin' that a good chunk o' the loot be used to fund a fancy lifestyle fit for a pirate king. Court records say Patel be buyin' Tiger Woods' trusty putter from '96 and shelling out over $78,000 on private air voyages.This swindler even paid his legal mate, Alex King, a hefty $275,000 booty with the ill-gotten gains. King be blabberin' that Patel got hooked on gamblin' and used the loot to cover his losses.But hold ye horses, matey! King reckons only 1% of the loot went to the gambling dens. The authorities reckon Patel splurged a good $5 million on personal loot and transferred $20 million to FanDuel and a million to DraftKings.He be movin' $5 million from the bettin' accounts to his own coffers, and spendin' over $600,000 on Apple treasures and $40,000 on Amazon and Best Buy booty.The scallywag got caught red-handed by the Jaguars in early 2023, but still be spendin' the loot like a drunken sailor. The court be threatenin' him with 30 years in the brig and a fine for his treacherous deeds. Arrr, the verdict be comin' next week, so stay tuned for more pirate tales!