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Aye, the judge be givin' the green light fer 30,000 scallywags from 4 lands to venture to the US monthly! Arrr!

2024-03-09

Avast ye mateys! The Biden crew be keepin' their program afloat, lettin' in a measly number of landlubbers from four distant lands. Aye, a federal judge be tellin' those scallywag Republican states to walk the plank, for they ain't got a leg to stand on. Into the U.S. they sail, these asylum-seekers from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and beyond! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags in the Biden administration can still be lettin' a small number of migrants from four lands come ashore on the shores of the U.S. for humanitarian reasons. A federal judge, Drew B. Tipton, be dismissin' the challenge from them Republican-led states, sayin' that Texas and 20 other states didn't have no proof of losin' any loot from the program.
This program, known as the humanitarian parole program, be lettin' up to 30,000 asylum-seekers from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and them other lands come aboard each moon. The seas be rough, but there be kind hearts willin' to give these souls a chance at a better life on these shores.
So, me hearties, the program be sailin' on, despite the naysayers. The winds of change be blowin', and the tide be turnin' in favor of those in need. Let's raise a mug of grog to the kindness and compassion of those who be helpin' these travelers in their time of need. Fair winds and following seas to all!

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