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Arrr! Ye scallywag judge be rejectin' the Republican challenge to Biden's migrant sponsorship program, by Davy Jones' locker!

2024-03-09

Arrr, ye scallywags in Texas tried to scupper Biden's plan for them migrants from far-off lands! But the judge be havin' none of it, sayin' they lack the booty to be pursuin' such a lawsuit. Let the parley continue, mateys, and may the winds of justice blow in our favor!

Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! A federal judge down in Texas just gave a big ol' slap in the face to them Republican-led states tryin' to stop the Biden administration from lettin' in all them migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. Judge Drew Tipton said these landlubbers had no business stickin' their noses in this matter, arguin' that they couldn't prove any harm from the "parole" program that be lettin' in up to 30,000 folks per year.
So there ye have it, me hearties! The Biden administration be sailin' ahead with their plans, and them states best be findin' some other wind to blow their sails. Looks like the pirates from the Caribbean be comin' ashore whether they like it or not! Avast ye, and let the parrot squawk the good news to all them salty dogs out there!

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