Antonio Brown be a scallywag, not payin' his debts for his fancy finger trinkets! Walk the plank, ye cheapskate! Arrr!
2024-03-09
Arr, me hearties! Antonio Brown be causing a commotion once more, as he be skippin' out on payin' a hefty sum to a jeweler for his fancy finger trinkets. Methinks this scallywag be needin' to remember that honesty be the best policy on the high seas! Aye!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown be in hot water fer all the wrong reasons, matey. This scallywag be refusin' to pay a celebrity jeweler $1 million fer finger "covers" he had made, despite a judge orderin' him to do so. Judge Bensinger gave Brown a good tongue-lashin' and ordered him to cough up $1,095,000 to Shuki International, run by Jean Louis Shuki.Shuki be tellin' The New York Post that Brown be ignorin' his messages like a landlubber since last month. Instead, he be spewin' off nonsense like "U caint [sic] get s--- cracker" and "Stop call me u b----." Shuki be desperate to get back the finger covers, callin' them the Mona Lisa of his trade.Shuki be no stranger to high-end clients, havin' worked with Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Kim Kardashian. He and Brown used to be shipmates, with Brown even makin' a song about Shuki last year. Shuki still believes they can make treasure together, despite Brown's love for drama.But this scallywag Brown be no stranger to drama, whether on the field or off. He's been caught up in legal battles over fake watches, breach of contract, and defamation. His antics, like exposin' himself in Dubai and leavin' a game mid-match, be makin' headlines worldwide. This pirate's tale be far from over, as he continues to sail the stormy seas of controversy.