The Booty Report

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Arrr! The wife of a baseball legend be cryin' over lads tryin' to bully her into gettin' her hubby on the radio!

2024-03-09

Arrr, the lads at ESPN Cleveland did wager a hundred doubloons to their lowly intern, "Nick," if he could secure the presence of the legendary Jim Thome on their airwaves. Alas, it seems the lad hath taken the challenge too seriously and caused quite a kerfuffle!

Avast, me hearties! The tale o' Jim Thome and the daring intern be a saga fit fer the high seas! Thome, a Hall of Famer, be as elusive as a ghost ship on the vast ocean o' social media. But the scurvy dogs at ESPN Cleveland had a plan to lure him onto their radio station.The intern, a lad named Nick, set out on his quest, determined to win the prize o' $100. He tried every trick in the book, even beseeching Thome's wife and son to help him in his mission.But alas, the good lady Andrea Thome was not amused. She took to the digital waves to scuttle Nick's efforts, proclaiming that her personal account be not a booking office for radio shows.The Thomes be no strangers to controversy, with Andrea having to drop hints on another show to get Jim recognized. But the swashbuckling slugger be a legend in his own right, with 612 homers to his name and a place in Cooperstown.So let this be a lesson to ye all - beware the wrath of a pirate's wife, for she be a force to be reckoned with on the high seas of social media!

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