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"Arrr, Giants legend Tiki Barber be givin' Saquon Barkley a proper scoldin', sayin' 'Ye be dead to me!'"

2024-03-11

Arrr, this Saquon Barkley has chosen to sail with the Eagles, makin' Tiki Barber feel like a scallywag! The Giants' all-time rushin' leader be sayin', "Ye be dead to me now, matey!" Aye, the seas be rough with this news!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the New York Giants legend Tiki Barber is spitting fire over the news that Saquon Barkley will be signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Arrr, Barber believes that all of Barkley's accomplishments with the Giants be washed away because he decided to sail south and play for the NFC East rival. "He’s dead to us now. You’re dead to us," Barber shouted to Barkley on the airwaves. Barber be feeling insulted by Barkley's decision to join the Eagles, saying it tarnishes his Giant legacy. He be pleading with Barkley to go anywhere else but Philly, where the reverence and respect for him will be lost.Despite Barber's warnings, Barkley signed a three-year deal with the Eagles worth a hefty sum, leaving behind his aspirations to become a Giant for life. This move left Barber and many Giants fans feeling betrayed, as Barkley will now face his former team twice a year. The Giants reportedly didn't make an offer to retain Barkley, who had other suitors like the Texans and Bears. In the end, Barkley confirmed his deal with the Eagles, expressing gratitude for his time with the Giants and excitement for the next chapter, marked by two eagle emojis in his post.

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