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Arr, the great Darryl Strawberry be on the mend after a scallywag of a heart attack!

2024-03-12

Arr mateys, the ex-Mets legend Darryl Strawberry hath disclosed that he be mendin' in a ship's infirmary after a scurvy heart seizure. He be proclaimin', "All be shipshape and Bristol fashion." Avast ye scallywags, a toast to his health!

Arr, the great Darryl Strawberry be on the mend after a scallywag of a heart attack!

Ahoy mateys! Gather round and listen to the tale of Darryl Strawberry, a former New York Mets star who recently faced a mighty foe – a heart attack! Avast, he be on the mend now, thanks to the grace of God and the skillful hands of the medical crew at St. Joseph West in Lake St. Louis. Arrr, his heart be restored to full strength, and he be thankful for all the prayers sent his way.Strawberry, who just celebrated his 62nd birthday, be a true legend of the sport. The Mets picked him first in the 1980 draft, and he made quite a splash in his rookie year, earning the title of National League Rookie of the Year. He battled health issues and drug problems throughout his career, but still managed to play 17 seasons in the majors, even donning the jerseys of the Dodgers, Giants, and Yankees after his time with the Mets.So, let us raise a flagon of grog to Darryl Strawberry, a true warrior of the diamond who be fighting on, with the support of his crew and the blessings of the Almighty. May his sails be filled with fair winds and his heart remain as strong as a pirate's resolve!

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