"Arrr, that LSU scallywag be talkin' smack 'bout the cap'n and crew after scrap with South Carolina scallywags!"
2024-03-12
Arrr mateys, former LSU lass Alexis Morris be givin' the team a good ol' tongue lashin' over a brawl with them South Carolina scallywags in the SEC Championship! Aye, the lasses be fightin' like true pirates on the high seas!
In a rollicking tale akin to those spun by swashbuckling pirates of centuries past, former LSU hoops star Alexis Morris, now dazzling crowds with the Harlem Globetrotters, let loose a broadside against her erstwhile Tigers following a fracas at the SEC Tournament Championship. The ruckus erupted when LSU’s Flau’jae Johnson laid a foul on South Carolina’s MiLaysia Fulwiley, sparking a melee that would make Blackbeard himself blush. As tempers flared and bodies clashed, Morris – no stranger to high-seas heroics herself – took to Instagram Live to bemoan the lack of leadership among the LSU crew. With salty language and a hearty laugh, she recounted her own exploits against the Gamecocks, making it clear that in her day, such shenanigans would not stand. In the end, Morris’ bold words served as a reminder that every ship needs a steady hand on the tiller, guiding the crew through stormy waters. As LSU sets its sights on the NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament, one thing is certain: with Morris at the helm, they’ll be ready to navigate any tempest that comes their way.