Arrr! RFK Jr be thinkin' o' makin' Aaron Rodgers his first mate on the campaign ship, says the rep!
2024-03-12
Arrr, after pledgin' his loyalty to the independent presidential contender, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be thinkin' 'bout makin' Aaron Rodgers his first mate on the voyage to the White House. Aye, a match made in Davy Jones' locker, indeed!
In a jolly good yarn fit for the high seas, there be talk that Aaron Rodgers may be putting in extra hours this year. The New York Jets quarterback be on the mend from a ruptured Achilles, gearing up to hit the field for the 2024 season after just four snaps. But hold on to yer hat, for there be whispers that Rodgers could be sailin' as the first mate to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a presidential bid. Kennedy's crew be confirmatin' that they be givin' Rodgers a good look for the job.The scuttlebutt be that Rodgers be keen on the idea, even suggestin' a tag-team match with Kennedy against Dr. Anthony Fauci and "Mr. Pfizer" Travis Kelce. Last April, he be bangin' the drum for Kennedy on social media, showin' his support for #kennedy2024. When Dr. Peter Hotez challenged Kennedy, Rodgers stood by his mate, sayin' Kennedy would make quick work of the fella.Kennedy be known for his anti-vaccine stance, much like Rodgers who claims an allergy to a vaccine ingredient. With Kennedy as captain, Rodgers be settin' his sights on a presidential showdown, callin' Kennedy's speeches "presidential." Arrr, mateys, there be a roarin' tale unfoldin' in these modern times!