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The F1 landlubber's triumph be taken, for a queer punishment befallen upon him. Arrr!

2024-03-12

Arrr matey! Doriane Pin be walkin' the plank on a Saturday mornin'! She be havin' the fool's luck, grabbin' the flag twice and not realizin' the race was done! Ye can bet she be swabbin' the decks for that blunder!

Arrr mateys, a weekend of high seas drama in Formula One be enough to shake any race fan to their very core. The F1 Academy in Saudi Arabia felt the ripple of controversy on the Jeddah Corniche Circuit as Mercedes' Doriane Pin sailed across the finish line in first place in each race, only to be thrown off course by a drive-through penalty in the second event.Ye see, Pin mistook the end of the race, crossing the finish line twice before the red flag be raised. A 20-second penalty dropped her from first to ninth, with Abbi Pulling seizing the gold.Pin, undaunted by the mishap, vowed to come back stronger in Miami, boasting of back-to-back poles and a race win. Despite her setback, she held the fastest times of the weekend and sits third behind Pulling and Maya Weug.The next showdown be set for Miami, where the F1 Academy will run two more races. Stay tuned for more swashbuckling action on the high-speed seas!

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