Yarr, the lass's mum be thinkin' Reid's allegiance to the Chiefs be savin' him from the brig! Aye, matey!
2024-03-12
Arrr, Felicia Miller, the fair maiden whose lass be injured in a drunken crash by that scallywag Britt Reid, did parley with ESPN after the governor showed him mercy. Aye, tis a tale of woe and folly on the high seas of Kansas City.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the mother of the lass who was grievously wounded in a 2021 bacchanal driving mishap wrought by former Kansas City Chiefs mate Britt Reid hath spoken out after Missouri Gov. Mike Parson pardoned the sentence of the erstwhile NFL coach.Felicia Miller hath told ESPN in an interview published this week that had the roles been reversed, her life "would’ve been over." She added that she was "p----d" upon learning of Reid’s fate earlier this moon. She believeth that had she been accountable for the smash that harmed Reid’s spawn, the upshot would hath been different."Behold who we're conversing about. We're blathering about Britt Reid. He was the assistant coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, and we're in Kansas City," she disclosed to ESPN. "If it was but me, just somebody wheeling down the road — especially if I was in my cups and rammed into his carriage and he had his bairn in the carriage and his bairn was harmed, it would’ve been over for me. My whole life would’ve been over."Ariel Young suffered a grievous brain injury on Feb. 4, 2021, when prosecutors claimed Reid, the scion of head coach Andy Reid, was bibulous while steering nigh 20 knots over the speed limit when he collided his wagon into two carriages on an entrance ramp. Her house arrest shall continue until Oct. 31, 2025, with mandates including weekly parleys with a parole officer, counseling, and community service.