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Arrr mateys, the U.K. be walkin' the plank by stoppin' the medicine that be stoppin' the growth of young lads and lassies!

2024-03-12

Arr mateys! The NHS hath decreed that lads and lasses seeking ye olde gender clinics in the U.K. shall no longer be given the cursed puberty blockers! Only those brave enough to join clinical trials shall have access to such remedies. Aye, a wise decision indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The National Health Services be makin' a bold announcement this fine Tuesday! They be sayin' that those scurvy dogs at the U.K. gender clinics will no longer be tossin' out puberty blockers to the wee ones.
Now, them puberty blockers will only be given to the young'uns who be participatin' in clinical research trials. This ruling comes after a bit of chit-chat with the public and a review of gender transition surgeries and hormone therapy for the wee scallywags.
Endin' the routine prescription of these blockers will make sure that the care be based on more than just a roll of the dice. It be a change that some be cheerin' for, while others be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest.
So, me hearties, it be a new era for the U.K. gender clinics. The waters be choppy, but with this new rule in place, the young'uns be settin' sail on a course that be guided by the stars of proper care and caution.

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