Yarrr, the scoundrel Biden be caught in a lie during the documents investigation. Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog!
2024-03-12
Arrr! President Joe Biden be caught in a web of lies! 'Tis said he fibbed to special counsel Robert Hur about them classified documents. But fear not, for Hur be claimin' Biden's memory be as leaky as a rusty ol' ship! Looks like Biden be sailin' through these stormy waters with naught but a faulty memory to blame!
Arrr mateys, the news be out that President Joe Biden be caught in a lie about his dealings with special counsel Robert Hur! The scallywag Biden be keepin' classified documents, but ol' Hur be recommendin' no criminal charges because he be claimin' Biden had a faulty memory and would seem like a poor old soul to a jury. One o' the juicy bits in the report be that Biden couldn't recall somethin' or other...
But ye see, it be quite the scandalous affair when a President be caught in his own web o' deceit. Biden be walkin' the plank of public opinion with his reputation now in tatters. The court o' public opinion be a harsh mistress, and ol' Biden be learnin' that the hard way. The truth be a cruel mistress, and Biden be findin' that out the hard way.