Arr matey, Simone Biles' matey be joinin' th' scurvy dogs in Chicago! Ye Packers be walkin' th' plank!
2024-03-13
Arrr mateys! Jonathan Owens, husband to the great Simone Biles, be leavin' the crew o' the Green Bay Packers fer their scurvy rival! 'Tis a grand tale to be told in the taverns, me hearties! Aye, the sea be callin' 'im to new adventures!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round and listen to the tale of Jonathan Owens and the mighty Simone Biles, now making their home in the land of Chicago. Owens, a swashbuckling NFL safety, has struck a deal with the Bears after sailing with the Green Bay Packers last season. Aye, he previously sailed with the Houston Texans, where he met the fair Biles on the celebrity dating app, Raya.Arrr, Biles, a four-time Olympic gold medalist and a gymnast of legendary renown, announced their new port of call with much gusto. "CHICAGO HERE HE COMES," she cried, embracing the city she loves with posts of joy and excitement. She even be talkin' of the deep-dish and hotdogs of the city!The pair bid adieu to Green Bay with heartfelt messages, thanking the Packers and their faithful fans for the memories. The deal be for two years, and the Bears face a conundrum with their top pick and the talented Justin Fields.As Owens joins the Bears' defense alongside Jaylon Johnson, the sea of speculation swirls about potential trades and future prospects. Will the Bears chart a course to glory with their new crew? Only time will tell in this tale of love, loyalty, and the gridiron!Follow Fox News Digital’s sports coverage on the high seas and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, me hearties!