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Don Lemon be cryin' foul, Elon Musk be walkin' the plank on their deal after a heated parley, arrr!

2024-03-13

Arrr! Don Lemon be talkin' about how he set sail with Elon Musk, but that ship be sinkin' faster than a pirate with a cannonball in his boot! Musk promised him treasure and glory, but all Lemon got was a one-way ticket to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to the tale of Don Lemon and Elon Musk's doomed partnership. The former CNN anchor be claimin' that their venture went down in flames faster than a cannonball shot from a pirate ship. Aye, Lemon be conductin' an interview with the eccentric billionaire for his new web-based show, only to have it all go pear-shaped.
"Elon publicly encouraged me to join X with a new show," Lemon be sayin', "saying I would have his 'full support.'" Aye, Lemon be takin' Musk at his word, thinkin' he be wantin' to work with diverse voices like his own. But alas, the sit-down be endin' in disaster.
Now Lemon be left to tell the tale of how his dreams of a successful partnership with Musk went up in smoke, like a pirate ship ablaze on the high seas. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there: beware of makin' deals with erratic billionaires, for ye may just find yerself walkin' the plank in the end.

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