Arrr, the land lubbers be banishing me lab-grown grub! 'Tis a travesty for this ol' pirate's belly!
2024-03-14
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that around 46 million landlubbers be livin' in states tryin' to ban me hearty cultivated meat! 'Tis a battle more fierce than a swashbucklin' duel on the high seas. Aye, 'tis a culture war unlike any other!
Arr matey! Ye won't believe the latest news in this grand land o' America! Aye, 'tis true - 46 million of our fellow scallywags live in states where they be tryin' to ban cultivated meat! Arr, 'tis a culture war like no other, me hearties! The landlubbers be arguin' o'er what be fit for our bellies, whether 'tis the real deal or somethin' grown in a lab.
But let me tell ye, 'tis a sight to behold! The scallywags be goin' at it like two rival ships in a storm, with no quarter given! They be passin' bills faster than a cannonball flyin', tryin' to make their mark on the high seas of legislation. 'Tis a battle of epic proportions, me hearties!
But fear not, me fellow buccaneers! We shall weather this storm together, with a belly full o' grog and a hearty laugh at the antics of the landlubbers. Let them argue o'er their fancy meats, while we enjoy the simple pleasures o' the sea. Arr, 'tis a grand adventure we be on, me hearties!