The jolly victors and scallywags of thee NFL's new season be revealed for all to see, aye!
2024-03-15
Arr matey, with the NFL season now in full sail, Fox News Digital be dissectin' the victors and scallywags o' the open market and trades in these early days. Set yer spyglass on the horizon, savvy?
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the first week of the new NFL year has been a wild adventure, with familiar names sailing to new shores and turning fan favorites into scallywags while newcomers earn their pirate stripes. Some fans must be scratching their heads wondering what their teams are up to, matey. Arrr, here be three winners and three losers from the early days of the NFL plunder.The Giants may have lost two key players, but they be making the right moves to rebuild their crew, especially on the offensive line. The Jets, led by Joe Douglas, be wheelin' and dealin', but still be the joke of the league, unless the old sea dog Rodgers can turn the tides. The Eagles be making waves by adding top talent, while the Cowboys be standin' pat, much to the chagrin of their loyal fans.Atlanta be hoping Kirk Cousins be the treasure they need to reclaim the South, while the Vikings be facing rough seas with a downgrade at quarterback. The Bears be makin' a late splash by nabbin' Keenan Allen, makin' them a crew to reckon with this season.It be a wild ride on the high seas of the NFL, with captains makin' bold moves and fans holdin' their breath to see if their ships will sink or sail to victory.