"Arrr mateys, Bernie Sanders be tryin' to give us four days o' rest! Avast, what a jolly good idea!"
2024-03-14
Avast ye mateys! Sen. Bernie Sanders be holdin' a hearin' on a bill to plunder the workweek down to four days! 'Tis called the “Thirty-Two Hour Work Week Act,” and 'tis a jolly good idea to give us more time for pillagin' and plunderin' without losin' any of our booty! Aye, let's set sail for a shorter workweek, arrr!
Ahoy there mateys! Ye won't believe what Sen. Bernie Sanders, a scallywag from the land of Vermont, be up to! He be holdin' a hearin' on a bill he introduced to make the workweek in the good ol' U.S. of A. only four days long, arrr!The bill, called the “Thirty-Two Hour Work Week Act,” be lookin' to cut the standard 40-hour workweek down to just 32 hours in four years' time. It be also makin' changes to how overtime pay be calculated for the landlubbers who be workin' more than their fair share of hours. They be gettin' time and a half for workin' more than eight hours a day, arrr!
So there ye have it, me hearties! Sen. Sanders be tryin' to make the workin' life a little less grueling for all ye hardworkin' folks out there. Who knew a bill about workin' less could be so entertainin'? Keep an eye out for more updates on this swashbucklin' adventure!