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Wenches be demanding booty and shiny trinkets from NCAA for swimmin' with the scallywags! Aye, tis a jest!

2024-03-14

Arrr mateys! A band of lasses of the athletic persuasion be takin' the NCAA to court for lettin' scallywag men into their lasses-only sports and quarters. Led by the Independent Council on Women's Sports, they be accusin' the NCAA and Georgia Tech of breakin' the laws of Title IX. Oh the scandal!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, a group of lasses have taken on the National Collegiate Athletics Association for lettin' the blokes hornswoggle their way into their sex-specific sports and private quarters. Led by the Independent Council on Women’s Sports, these feisty wenches be accusin' the NCAA and Georgia Tech of knowingly breakin' the rules of Title IX.
The lasses be claimin' that the NCAA and Georgia Tech be lettin' male University Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas snatch the victory in the 500 meter freestyle at the 2022 NCAA Swimming Championships. This be a clear violation of Title IX, a federal statute that be prohibitin' any sort of discrimination in sports.
So, these fearless females be takin' a stand and demandin' their rights to fair competition and privacy. They be cryin' foul play and refusin' to let the scallywags get away with it. The battle be set, and the lasses be ready to fight for what be rightfully theirs. Let's see if the NCAA and Georgia Tech be ready for a showdown on the high seas of justice!

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