Avast ye landlubbers! The socialist senator and union chief be cryin' for a 4-day plunderin' week! Arrr!
2024-03-15
"Arrr, mateys! Sen. Bernie Sanders be talkin' to Congress this fine mornin' 'bout shortenin' the workweek to 32 hours without cuttin' our booty! 'Tis no newfangled notion, I say! Let's plunder this idea like other lands have done before us, arrr!"
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as ol' Bernie Sanders be tellin' us about a grand idea he be havin'! He be talkin' to Congress this mornin', sayin' it be time to bring back a notion that be abandoned years ago: makin' the workweek only 32 hours without cuttin' the crew's pay, makin' it a four-day week!He be speakin' of other lands that be enjoyin' success with this idea, showin' that it be not as wild as a sea monkey's tail. The crew be listenin' with interest, wonderin' if they be able to spend more time pillagin' and plunderin' on their days off.It be a jolly ol' time in Congress, with Bernie makin' his case in a way only a salty dog like him can. The idea be sparkin' debates and discussions among the crew, with some wonderin' if it be too good to be true.So there ye have it, me hearties! Bernie be tryin' to make the workweek a bit more bearable for all us landlubbers. We be watchin' and waitin' to see if his idea be sailin' smooth or runnin' aground like a ship in a storm.