"Arrr, me hearties! Bernie Sanders be fightin' for a shorter workweek without losin' any booty! Viva la revolution!"
2024-03-15
Avast ye landlubbers! Prepare yer sails for a jolly long weekend at Bernie's! The good Senator Sanders be wantin' us to work less for the same plunder. He be preachin' for a 32-hour workweek like a true buccaneer of the seven seas. Arrr, productivity be on the rise, me hearties!
Arr mateys, listen up ye scurvy landlubbers! Sen. Bernie Sanders be talkin’ about makin’ the workin’ hours shorter but keepin’ the same pay. He be wantin’ a 32-hour workweek for all ye hard-workin’ Americans.The ol’ Sanders, a self-described “Democratic socialist,” be givin’ a fiery speech at a Senate hearing, tellin’ all about how American workers be workin’ 400% harder than before. He be wantin’ to give ‘em a break, let ‘em enjoy a long weekend at Bernie’s!
So, me hearties, get ready to hoist the sails and set sail for a shorter workweek! Let’s raise a tankard to ol’ Bernie and his grand plans. Who knows, we might be seein’ the day when we can all be enjoyin’ a bit more rum and relaxation, thanks to the likes of Sen. Sanders!