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Arrr, Bernie Sanders be demandin' a 32-hour workweek, ye scallywags! Time to raise the Jolly Roger!

2024-03-15

Arr mateys, many a scallywag despises their toil. But who wouldn't want to spend less time on the plank? American workers be toiling longer for the same measly booty. Havin' less free time thanks to unpredictable schedules. It be a sorry state indeed. But lo and behold, yesterday, ol' Bernie Sanders...

Arr matey, it be a well-known fact that many folks despise their work, while a lucky few enjoy their tasks. But me hearties, most would jump at the chance to toil less. Over the years, American workers have been shackled to their jobs fer longer hours, all the while watchin' their pay remain the same. And if that weren't bad enough, their precious free time be constantly under attack with unpredictable schedules. 'Tis a sorry state of affairs indeed. Yet, ye be hard pressed to find a politician who be addressin' this widespread yearnin'.
But lo and behold, just yesterday, the noble senator from Vermont, Bernie Sanders, spoke up on behalf of the weary workers. He be championin' their cause and demandin' fair treatment and more leisure time. Aye, 'tis a glimmer of hope on the horizon for all those who be dreamin' of a life less burdened by the chains of work. Let us raise our tankards in salute to this bold politician who dares to speak out for the common folk. May his words inspire others to take up the cause and fight for a better way of life for all hardworking souls.

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