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Arrr, matey! Yon American families be in for a rough ride, not something ye bounce back from easily, aye!

2024-03-15

Arrr matey, a fortnight past, I received a frantic parley from Jason Cohen, a father in the northern lands of New York. He spoke of his wee bairns being abandoned by the scallywags at J.A.C.E. Daycare. The scurvy dogs be up to no good, leaving parents high and dry with nary a reason in sight. 'Tis a tale of woe and treachery on the high seas of childcare!

Ahoy there mateys! Listen up to this tale of a distressed dad from upstate New York, by the name of Jason Cohen. He be tellin' me of the dire situation he be in, as the day care where his young scallywags were stayin', J.A.C.E. Daycare and Early Learning Center in Wappingers Falls, be closin' its doors without warnin'! Arrr, they be givin' the poor parents less than two weeks' notice and no clear explanation for this treacherous act.
According to the scallywags at Mid Hudson News, the center be in deep water, sufferin' from extreme financial stress and defaultin' on a major loan. Aye, it be a sad sight indeed for the parents who relied on this establishment to care for their wee ones.
Jason Cohen be feelin' the weight of the world on his shoulders, as he be scramblin' to find a new haven for his twin toddlers. The future be uncertain, but one thing be clear – this be a situation that no parent should have to face. Let's raise a mug of grog to all the parents out there navigatin' the stormy seas of childcare!

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