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Yarr mateys, beware the dull constructions! They be a threat to the high seas of architecture!

2024-03-16

Aye mateys! 'Tis a travesty when grand structures be forsaken and left to rot. The great Thomas Heatherwick speaks true! Cities must focus on the well-being and merriment of their folk when settin' sail on the course of architecture. Argh!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The cursed plague of construction waste be takin' over the seven seas! Buildings be crumblin' into ruin faster than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" But fear not, for designer Thomas Heatherwick be comin' to save the day!
He be tellin' WIRED that cities need to be focusin' on human health and joy when buildin' new structures. Aye, it be true! No more cold, lifeless buildings that make ye want to walk the plank. We need buildings that make ye heart sing and ye soul dance a jig!
He be talkin' about green spaces and natural light, makin' sure we be feelin' like kings and queens in our own homes. No more dark, dreary dungeons for us! Heatherwick be sayin' that our buildings should be boostin' our wellbeing, not draggin' us down like a ball and chain.
So listen up ye landlubbers! Let's raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for a new era of architecture that be bringin' us joy and health. Let's banish the curse of construction waste and build a world where every building be loved and cherished like a chest full of treasure!

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