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Arrr! The scallywags in Russia be causin' a ruckus at the polls. The UN and EU be givin' 'em a proper tongue-lashin'!

2024-03-16

Arrr, ye scurvy Russians be havin' a fit o' rage, like a bunch o' landlubbers! They be causin' chaos at the pollin' stations, tossin' dye into the ballot boxes like they be tryin' to give ol' Putin a taste o' his own medicine. Thar be arrests aplenty, aye!

Arrr mateys, ye scallywags be actin' like a bunch of landlubbers with no sense o' decorum! The angry Russians, with no choices 'cept fer ol' Putin, be causin' disruptions at the votin' stations. They be actin' like a bunch o' bilge rats, gettin' arrested and such.
They be attackin' the ballot boxes, dumpin' dye like they be tryin' to give 'em a splash o' color! Reminds me of when they attacked that poor bloke Navalny with the same dye. What a joke!
Seems like the Russians be gettin' tired o' their situation, but instead o' actin' like proper pirates and takin' charge, they be causin' chaos. If they be wantin' change, they need to be smarter 'bout it. Ain't no use causin' a ruckus at the pollin' stations.
So let this be a lesson to ye all, me hearties. If ye be wantin' to make a difference, do it with a bit o' finesse and strategy, not like a bunch o' drunken sailors on shore leave. Arrr!

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