The Booty Report

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Avast ye! 20 scallywags sent to Davy Jones' locker, 155 wounded, all denyin' blame like scurvy dogs. Aye!

2024-03-16

Arrr, says the health ministry of Gaza, 20 souls be lost and 155 wounded by the treacherous shelling of the scurvy dogs from Israel. But the IDF be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that they didn't fire upon the aid convoy. Methinks there be more to this tale than meets the eye!

Arrr, me hearties! The Gaza health ministry be claimin' that 20 poor souls were sent to Davy Jones' locker and 155 be wounded by the scurvy dogs of Israel as they be waitin' for grub on Thursday. But, the landlubbers of Israel be denyin' this, swearin' up and down that they didn't fire a shot at the aid convoy in Kuwait Square. They be sayin' it be them armed Palestinians who started the fight while the Gazan civilians be waitin' for their precious booty.
It be a sad tale of violence and bloodshed on the high seas of humanitarian aid. The poor souls of Gaza be facin' death and destruction in their hunt for much-needed help. The Israel Defense Forces be standin' firm in their denial of any wrongdoing, but the truth be as murky as the waters of the open sea.
So, me hearties, let us pray for peace and goodwill amongst all seafarers in these troubled times. May the winds of change blow in favor of those in need, and may the cannons of war fall silent once more. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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