The Michigan scallywag was caught swilling grog behind the wheel, just a fortnight after joining the crew. Aye!
2024-03-16
Avast ye! The scallywag Greg Scruggs, the new Michigan defensive line coach, hath been caught red-handed in Ann Arbor, sailin' his vessel whilst under the influence. 'Twas a rough night on the high seas for this landlubber! Arrr!
Arr matey! Listen to this tale of woe and folly! Greg Scruggs, the newly hired scallywag as Michigan's defensive line coach, found himself in quite the predicament just a mere ten days after joining the crew. The former NFL buccaneer was caught red-handed by the Ann Arbor Police for allegedly steering his vessel whilst under the influence of the devil's drink in the wee hours of the morning.Head coach Sherrone Moore wasted no time in giving Scruggs a taste of the plank by suspending him from his duties. Moore spoke of Scruggs' "unfortunate mistake" and his acceptance of responsibility for his actions.Scruggs had recently joined a ship with a lot of crew turnover, as Moore took over from the legendary Jim Harbaugh after a victorious season ending in a long-desired national championship. The crew also welcomed Wink Martindale as their new defensive coordinator, fresh from his stint with the New York Giants.Scruggs, a seasoned seadog, had coached Wisconsin's defensive line before joining the Michigan crew. He had previous experience as an assistant coach with the New York Jets and Cincinnati Bearcats. The man from Cincinnati had even sailed with the Seattle Seahawks and Chicago Bears in his playing days.May this tale serve as a warning to all ye landlubbers and scallywags alike!