Arrr, mateys be warn'd: the cursed Windows 11 update be makin' some PCs as slow as a lame sea turtle!
2024-03-17
Arrr mateys, them scurvy dogs usin' Windows 11 bein' plagued by cursed performance troubles after the March update. Methinks they be walkin' the plank if they don't fix this mess soon! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' to summon the ghost of Blackbeard for help! Aharrr!
Arrr me hearties! Thar be trouble brewin' in the land o' Windows 11 this month, with the cursed KB5035853 update causin' havoc fer some poor souls. This update be bringin' new features like editin' photos from yer Android phone on yer PC, and faster wired connectivity with USB4 v2.0, but it also be bringin' the dreaded Blue Screen of Death fer many a user.Windows Latest be reportin' major issues with this update, includin' the scary 'Thread Stuck in Device Driver' error message. Users be complainin' of crashes on startup, boot loops, and random BSoDs after installin' the update. Some be sayin' their PCs be runnin' slower or freezin' up after the update.Some brave souls be tryin' to fix the problem with YouTube videos and advice from Reddit, but it be a mixed bag of success and failure. The best course o' action fer now be to roll back the update and wait fer Microsoft to sort out this mess.It be a cruel twist o' fate that this update be meant to fix the problems with the previous update that failed to install, only to cause even worse problems itself. Let's hope Microsoft be workin' hard to fix this mess, as there be enough reports of performance issues to suggest that somethin' be rotten in the state o' Windows 11.