The Booty Report

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Arrr, the coach and lassies be squabblin' o'er love aboard the ship of Chelsea! Their hearts be in a tempest!

2024-03-17

Arrr mateys! The captain of Chelsea FC Women, Emma Hayes, be sayin' that the ship ain't sailin' smoothly when two o' her star players be gettin' cozy with each other. She be thinkin' these player-to-player romances be as out o' place as a landlubber on the high seas! Arrr!

Arr matey, in the world of women's soccer, it be a common sight to spy teammates caught up in a bit o' romance on the high seas. Take for instance the tale of Ali Kreiger and Ashlyn Harris, members of the United States Women's National Team, who were wed for four years afore deciding to part ways.Across the waters, Jess Carter and Ann-Katrin Berger of Chelsea FC Women have found love in each other's arms. Yet their skipper, Emma Hayes, be none too pleased with this development."The bonds between players and coaches, or even between players themselves, be deemed inappropriate," quoth Hayes, in a recent declaration.Carter, upon learnin' of these words, gave her approval to a series of posts on X that criticized the skipper, who be settin' sail to manage the USWNT.Hayes later admitted she may have spoken out of turn, but stood by her words. She implored her crew to settle any disputes privately, as unity be key to success on the field.Remember me hearties, even in the choppiest waters, a united crew be the key to conquering the seven seas!

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