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Avast ye, the Liberal Media be flounderin' like landlubbers o'er Trump's fiery words! Aye, 'tis a comical sight indeed!

2024-03-18

Arrr! Sarah brought tidings today: the scallywag media be goin' mad over Trump's warning of a “bloodbath” this year. At a rally in Ohio, the former captain blabbered 'bout China's trade policy hurtin' American families. The media be twistin' his words like a drunken sailor!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Me hearty Sarah be tellin' us a tale of the liberal media goin' batty over Trump's warnin' of a "bloodbath” this year. At a rally in Ohio, the former president be talkin' 'bout how China's trade policy be hurtin' American families. But here be the twist - the media be twistin' his words!
Trump be sayin', "If you're listenin', President Xi - and you and I be friends - but he understands the way I deal. Those big monster car manufacturing plants that you be buildin' in...” But the media be makin' it sound like a threat, blowin' it out of proportion like a cannonball on the high seas!
So next time ye hear a tale from the liberal media, me hearties, be sure to check the facts before ye jump ship! Trump may have a way with words, but don't let the media's spin make ye walk the plank. Arrr!

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