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Arr matey! Them fancy scholars from Northwestern be takin' on the big boys in the March Madness tourney!

2024-03-18

Arrr, Northwestern University be churnin' out some fine scallywags! Aye, David Schwimmer and Meghan Markle be among the ranks of celebrity graduates from thar hallowed halls. Mayhaps they learned a thing or two about booty plunderin' while they be studyin' there!

In the year of our lord 2024, the March Madness tournament be upon us, with fans wagerin’ their doubloons on which team shall emerge victorious. One o' the scallywags in the mix be Northwestern University, facin’ off against Florida Atlantic University on March 22.Many a famous Northwestern alumnus be ready to cheer on the Wildcats, includin' the likes of Meghan Markle, who be a former member of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority before settin' sail to become the Duchess of Sussex.Zach Braff be another Northwestern graduate, known for his role in the medical comedy series "Scrubs" and his directorial ventures in films like "Garden State" and "Wish I Was Here."Kathryn Hahn, another Northwestern alum, recently sailed into the Marvel Universe as Agatha Harkness in "Wandavision," while Billy Eichner be known for his comedy show "Billy on the Street" and voice work in "The Lion King" remake.David Schwimmer, a graduate of the 1988 class, be best known for his role as Ross Geller in the beloved '90s sitcom "Friends." 'Tis a fine crew of Northwestern alumni, settin' sail for success in the treacherous waters of showbiz.

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